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逃亡十二年后，职业罪犯Trojan重返柏林，准备找工作开始新的生活。四处碰壁后，他不得不同意参与盗窃一幅名贵的油画。然而，这场事先精心策划的犯罪很快就失去了控制。Trojan将再次陷入生死攸关的境地。

简介：我就是这般女子解说版

简介：这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。　　An absurdist classic　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

简介：无声的证言解说版

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清廷四品带刀侍卫马龙在官场失势，转而投到理藩院任职；背叛师父投靠敌人的王显落草为寇，无恶不作；吕四娘再度隐居避难。利欲熏心的马龙，为获得高官厚禄，不惜民族分裂疆士破碎，而效力于准噶尔部阿睦那撒亲王，参与其阴谋判乱，并受亲王派遗秘密护送联合东西蒙叛乱的“血密函”。乾隆皇帝有所觉察后，派重臣纳兰文德出京察访，却被王显一伙拦劫在山路上，幸得路过此地的吕四娘的阻止。不久，他们又在西瓜地里伏击了马龙一行，混战中，马龙抱着装有密函的宝匣只身逃走，并在当晚投宿到圆通寺。就在第二天清晨马龙准备离去时，被在此寺出家为僧的马师傅海空法师发现，为清理门户，海空法师与马龙展开一场恶斗。这时，仇英和吻妹及时赶来，他们打落马龙身上的宝匣，发现了密函。王显赶到，也被仇英和吻妹打得落荒而逃。马龙追上王显，要与他联手对付仇英和吻妹。受阿睦那撒亲王委派，暗中监视马龙的恶僧凌云子出现在马...

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简介：柳舟记解说版

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　　社团小弟阿华（黄宗泽 饰）、阿飞（张继聪 饰）、国仔（陈家乐 饰）奉老大花锦（郑浩南 饰）之命运送一笔社团资金，不料在运送途中遭遇埋伏，巨款不翼而飞…而花锦的死对头群哥（陶大宇 饰）以此为由兴师问罪，企图抢走花锦即将得到的龙头之位。一时间权利之争愈演愈烈，三兄弟也被迫卷入这场纷争之中。金钱和道义面前三兄弟会如何抉择？花锦与群哥的双雄对决又将鹿死谁手？